Tuesday, 16 October 2012

We are Malala (except for the idiots who just don't get it)


Malala Yousafzai has already achieved more than many of us ever will in a lifetime. In 14 years, she has become a globally recognised advocate for girls' education. In her home country of Pakistan, she has stood up to the Taliban, the warped, psychotic misogynists who believe that only people with a penis have a right to an education, a very narrow, theocratic education.

And now she has been shot in the head and neck by the cowardly Taliban, who have vowed to kill her if she recovers from her injuries. Fortunately, she is recovering from her injuries in Birmingham's Queen Elizabeth Hospital. Unfortunately, there are pond-scum idiots, chronic underachievers, intellectual bankrupts and tiny, little sad minds, out there who are critical of Malala being cared for in an NHS hospital. They hide behind the anonymity of the online world, devoid of courage or the ability to see past their own puny worldview.

Across assorted online forums, Malala was accused of being a health tourist, of using the British taxpayer-funded NHS for her own convenience. As if Malala deliberately got herself shot by the Taliban just so she could nab herself a free bed in Birmingham. Seriously, to compare her to people who deliberately make their way to Britain for the sole purpose of obtaining free healthcare is offensive and moronic.

And then there are the willfully ignorant purveyors of incorrect information. The Daily Mail, like every news website, stated quite clearly that the Pakistani government is footing the bill for Malala's transport and care costs. But this did not stem the relentless tide of idiocy as hundreds of kneejerking readers demanded to know why their taxes were paying for Malala's treatment.

A Special Stupidity Award goes to one Hannah of Sussex, someone who I am going to assume was able to exercise her right to an education without fear of a Taliban bullet. She wrote this under yesterday's story about Malala in the Daily Mail: "my hubby is not allowed an op on his leg for a varicose vein (he's in constant agony) because of funding. They will not carry out the op unless it ulcerates or he is is unable to walk (words directly from dgh consultant)! So, they would rather my hubby gets so bad that he would be unable to work and be on sickness benefits (we have always worked and have not claimed anything in our lives) before they will do anything?!!!"

Hannah, really? Obviously, your husband's condition is deeply unpleasant and your story does indeed expose a flaw within the NHS whereby people who cannot afford private cover may have to wait until a condition worsens significantly before they can have surgery. But Malala being in a specialist unit in Birmingham, at the expense of the Pakistani government, does not have any bearing on your husband not being able to have a varicose vein operation in Sussex.

Frankly, I don't mind if my taxes are helping Malala recover. It is the right thing to do and we are very lucky that in Britain there are great doctors on hand who will give her the best possible chance of surviving so she can continue to lead a healthy and productive life.

Other kneejerkers are up in arms because police at the hospital in Birmingham have had to prevent people claiming to be relatives of Malala from trying to visit her. The auto-pilot response to this has been along the lines of: "Well, clearly they are all members of the Taliban trying to break in and kill her! Sharia law is here in Britain!". Except that in this very special case, anyone who has not arrived with Malala from Pakistan needs to be carefully vetted because they may well be idiotic extremists. Or they may be misguided well-wishers who need to be told that the best thing for Malala right now is for her to rest and receive medical treatment, rather than turning her room into a concern troll sideshow.

Oh, and some fools are whining because our taxes are paying for the police officers protecting Malala. They are failing as human beings. I trust that if these pea-brained buffoons ever need the help of police in another country, they'll either turn it down or offer to pay for their time, right?

And straight from the "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right" files come howls that Malala being treated in Britain is just a US-appeasing propaganda stunt. So what if it is? If Malala can get the care she needs and Britain can send a stern message to the Taliban that this nation supports the right of girls to be educated, that's great. Yes, I know the Taliban doesn't care about any stern messages from Britain, but that doesn't mean the message shouldn't exist.

Can we please focus on the positives and be grateful and proud that we have NHS hospitals that are still capable of achieving amazing things. Instead of whining, I have provided some helpful links at the end of this blog post for anyone who wants to do something useful to try and improve the world.

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Inspired and moved by Malala's story? Want to do something practical?

To send Malala a message of support: http://www.amnesty.org.uk/

To support the education of girls globally: http://www.plan-uk.org/what-we-do/campaigns/because-i-am-a-girl/

And here is Malala's blog: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7834402.stm

(Photo courtesy of Amnesty International)


10 comments:

  1. you're NOT malala. in fact, you're one of the idiots that doesn't "get it".

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  2. Thank you for your feedback, iconographer. Would you care to expand on why I am an idiot? Please tell me you are not taking "We are Malala" literally...

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  3. hadn't heard she was in hospital in the uk. good thing jimmy saville isn't around to add to her troubles...

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  4. Infinitely depressing to read of some ludicrous reactions to this morally excellent gesture (including in your comments). And always encouraging to see someone having a good rant about it. Thanks.

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  5. iconografer - you're an idiot, would love to elaborate - but don't see the point.


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  6. iconografer (apologies for not misspelling his online name before...) is clearly content to remain as anonymous as the Daily Fail kneejerkers!

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    1. There is an even bigger problem Georgia in that any Muslim who dares to speak out will almost certainly be in danger. Therefore there can never be any enlightenment.

      A Christian has to accept both the virgin birth and the resurrection. If he does not he is not regarded as a christian, but that is the end of the matter.He can still work, eat and go about his normal activities without fear for his life or property. If however a Muslim questions the words of the prophet he is in trouble.

      I wish I had an answer. Maybe the French way of the country being non secular by law would be a start.

      @groandad

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  7. There is much to be said for French non-secularism, @groandad. It's not a perfect system but I am all for separation of church and state. Indeed, there was a good piece I read in the Evening Standard a few months back written by a practising Anglican on why Britain needs this separation and why it will be good for the church and the state - I wish I could find it online. It was sane stuff.

    And yes, it is indeed true that non-Christians generally don't fear for their lives in attacks from militant Christians (well, not these days, the Crusades are over and witch-burning is now frowned upon!) - although the notable and hideous exception is so-called Christians assassinating abortion providers. But that is another discussion for another time, methinks...

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  8. Clearly this is exactly what I refer to a marvelous article! Do you run this site for personal purposes exclusively or you actually have it to get profit from it?

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    1. Thank you for the compliment. I wish I was making a profit from this site but I just do it because I love writing, it's a change from the writing I do in my day job, it's a chance to write about things that I really care about - and I find having a good rant to be therapeutic!

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